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Gently inform a loved one that forwarding hoaxes and chain letters is a waste of everyone’s time.
I just got this. Get it to everyone fast as possible!

>> Important! Pass it on….
>>
>>> THIS IS NOT A JOKE! I confirmed it on Snope!!!! Please forward this
>>> to everyone you know! In order to reach us mroe quickly [...]

Kathleen heard this on a boombox in UF’s payroll office.
America works!
America works!
America works!
Cause we’re working for America!

Right up there with the Glaucoma Hymn.

Inspired by a forward-thinking greasemonkey script, may I present the nomify bookmarklet. (mouse-click or press a key to return to your boring page).

This game is all about scale. Think “The Sims” from the molecular level to the galactic with everything in between. At least watch long enough to see your animal doin’ it (soft jazz with sax helps set the mood). As a programmer, this thing makes my greatest accomplishments feel like Pong.

Kathleen told me a scarran e-mailed her on MySpace, but he didn’t cover Innocence Mission songs. I’m lucky because chicks love heat glands.

Google, what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
What about half that?